| PARIS HILTON TO RELEASE HIP-HOP CD. Will she | | | | revolves itCHORUS |
| rap a duet with Vanilla Ice?Vanilla Ice: | | | | I got Ice ice baby***************** Paris Hilton to |
| All right stop -- collaborate and listen | | | | release a hip-hop CD. |
| Ice is back with Paris HiltonParis Hilton: Someone -- | | | | What's the problem here? Every rap song today is |
| grabs a hold of me tightly | | | | about money, bling, and cars. Paris has all 3! The only |
| My boobs are poppin outta my nighty | | | | white woman MORE qualified to be a rapper is Martha |
| Will it ever stop? yo -- I don't know | | | | Stewart. Because she's been to jail!Martha: It's a hood |
| Turn off the lights -- and I'll blowTo the extreme I rock | | | | thing!* Paris Hilton to release her 1st CD! If it's anything |
| a crotch like a scandal | | | | like her 1st DVD, it's gonna really blow!* Socialite turned |
| Light up a stage I deep-throat a pan-handleDance -- | | | | Mediocre Adult Video Star, turned Bad Actress Paris |
| bum rush the speaker that booms | | | | Hilton is releasing a CD.Man, the bar is set so low, a |
| I'm killing your brain, I'm as dumb as you | | | | midget couldn't limbo under it.* Her rival, Nicole Richie, |
| assumeDeadly -- give you herpes incredibly | | | | plans to answer with a "diss" record. They're like the |
| Wear less on my breasts to distract from this medley | | | | 50 Cent and Ja-Rule of skanks.* On the new Paris |
| Love it or leave it I always get my way | | | | Hilton CD, record companies have finally designed an |
| Climax on camera but then you have to pay | | | | anti-piracy technology that ensures no one will illegally |
| If there was a problem, my daddy would solve it | | | | download her songs off the internet. The technology is |
| Check out the hook on my nose while my DJ | | | | called "Paris Hilton's singing. |